Terrible Idea Hypothetical Question

Kinja'd!!! "Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222)
11/12/2014 at 11:35 • Filed to: None

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Lets say you are the richest person in the world. If you were to buy a new car every time you ran out of gas and never visited a gas station for an entire year, what cars would you consider buying for that year?

I'd start with this and see what happens:

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Im not asking for an entire list because that would be absurd, but what cars would you buy knowing you'd have to throw them away (cant sell them in this equation) after the tank runs empty. Its like Grand theft auto with gas mileage and actually spending money on cars, so GTA minus the T.


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Kinja'd!!! Firewrx234 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/12/2014 at 11:37

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A Chevy Volt :P


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/12/2014 at 11:38

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Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/12/2014 at 11:38

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Just Hummer H2 after Hummer H2. 2008+ because they have a 6.2L V8 and a nicer interior.

Then after I bought all the H2s in the world, I'd move on to H3 Alphas.

Then Escalades.

Basically every GM SUV with a V8 under the hood.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/12/2014 at 11:38

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edit: Nevermind I'm apparently not original.


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/12/2014 at 11:40

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You would have that hummer for 2 blocks. :P


Kinja'd!!! ACESandEIGHTS > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/12/2014 at 11:41

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Keep America working, Denver. I would run them to half a tank, tops, then order a new one.

Also, in true Oprah fashion, I would have people in need following me on a bus so I could give each car away.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/12/2014 at 11:44

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Pintos and Pacers, man. Eventually I'd graduate back to DeSotos, then LaSalles, then out of the 30s make a giant leap forward and drive a whole pile of Corvairs, Furys, Fairlanes, Darts and Valiants.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/12/2014 at 11:53

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A semi convoy, one of which was full of rare sports cars, the other ones full of reserve gas.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/12/2014 at 11:54

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I get low mpg on everything, so Maybachs'

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Tons of them.


Kinja'd!!!  > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/12/2014 at 12:20

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If I were rich I'd just flag down the first car, pay the owner a ridiculous amount of money and take his car.


Kinja'd!!! rockingthe2 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/12/2014 at 12:26

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Ford probes, start with the nicest ones i could and then work down to the rustbuckets, that way the earth will be cleansed of probes for all eternity. And they would have to be destroyed afterwards, creatively. Imagine a spec demolition derby series!


Kinja'd!!! Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Alex B
11/12/2014 at 12:40

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Came here to say this.

Even if you are rich you don't need to waste precious resources just because you can, so I'd drive a P85D


Kinja'd!!! abzman > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/12/2014 at 12:51

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Morgan three wheeler, then Tesla. I want nothing to do with any other current model year car (unless someone can change my mind, which would be awesome).


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > cazzyodo
11/12/2014 at 12:51

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so true


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > ACESandEIGHTS
11/12/2014 at 12:57

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Good guy aces&eights


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
11/12/2014 at 12:58

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I love your choices, but you would have to throw them out when you are done with them


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > GhostZ
11/12/2014 at 12:59

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But you would be forbidden from removing the gas cap


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/12/2014 at 12:59

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I'd be seeding a swath of hilarious craigslist cars across the country as I went. It'd be epic.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/12/2014 at 13:17

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1971 Hemi Cuda in Plum Crazy w/ Billboards on Plum Crazy color matched steelies. The Hummer would become a Prius.


Kinja'd!!! Captain of the Enterprise > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/12/2014 at 13:31

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I drive around 300 miles a week so that works out to a car a week depending on the vehicle so approximately 52 cars

November 2014
Week 2 2015 Ford Expedition king range in black with black interior
Week 3 2000 Jeep Cherokee XJ with 4.0 manual
Week 4 2012 Jeep Wrangler unlimited rubicon

December
2006 Subaru WRX STI Blue with gold wheels
2011 Audi R8 V10
2014 F450 Platinum dually in dark red vith 6.7 powerstroke
my first car 2001 ford expedition eddie bauer

January
Ferrarri FF
Dodge Ram Power Wagon
2000 Toyota Rav4 3 door
Hummer H1

February
Lamborghini Gallardo superlegara
Year salary for guy to do all paperwork, sos office and pick up cars for me
RV for vacation just get new rv everytime it runs out for that week
Top Gear North Pole Hilux

March
Ferrari 599 GTO
Toyota Fj Cruiser TRD edition
Jeep Renegade
Ferrari F40

April
Rolls Royce Wraith
Ford Excursion
Lamborghinin Aventador
Pagani Zonda tricalor

May
Ferrari 458
Lamborghini Murcialao SV
Koeniggsegg One
Aston Martin DBS

June
1991 Mazda Miata
2005 Ford GT
2008 Mustang Bullitt
2013 GT500

July
Dogde Challenger Hellcat Thats only going to last on the fourth anyway between constant burnout and such
Hennessey Venom GT
Bugatti Veyron SS
Shelby GT350 original
Real Shelby Cobra

August
1967 Shebly GT500 Eleanor
1994 Ford F150 with 4.9 and stick in Dark Green
1967 El Camino in black
F150 Raptor

September
Ford Fiesta ST Blue with dark grey rims
2013 Ford F250 King Ranch in blue with 6.7 powerstroke
new shelby gt350 (unreleased at this time)
2012 Ford Mustang Boss 302 Leguna Seca

October
Telsa Model S P85
Semi Truck
C7 Zo6
2014 Viper TA

November
My first car again 2001 Ford Expedition Eddie Bauer


Kinja'd!!! gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/12/2014 at 14:36

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I'd probably get annoyed after the first week of driving old Jaguars that have the electrical system die before the gas runs out, and pick up a Tesla P85D for the rest of the year


Kinja'd!!! MultiplaOrgasms > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/12/2014 at 15:54

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The cheapest way of doing so would be a V12 Jaaaag XJS, as it won't work long enough to actually run out of fuel, so I'd never have to buy any other car.

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